01. I had a dream in which I was in junior high and David Tennant was my dad. And he drove me to school in a red Hummer. It was brimming with Freudian awkwardness.

02. I have a Museum Studies final tomorrow, which offends me, because she never gave one single lecture, and now we have to read a 500-page book and write an essay in class. I'm ( Read more... )

• I would bet money that Barack Obama is NOT reading Twilight, a lonely housewife's self-insert vampire sex fantasy, to his 10-year-old kid. Come on. Although imagining him doing Bella's inner monologue is hilarious.

• According to GenderAnalyzer, my journal is written by a dude. I wonder what gave it away? The flowery pastel layout, the excessive ( Read more... )

From an article linked by the_rhianna   and then by grrliz :

"When you read the book," says [Robert] Pattinson, looking appropriately pallid and interesting even without makeup, "it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. ... And the more I read the ( Read more... )

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Over the weekend I skimmed all three Stephenie Meyer Books: Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse.

I’m not sure what compelled me to buy them. Maybe I was gagging for a good romance, or a clever retelling of a classic legend, or just an excuse to think about Gaspard Ulliel.

I got none of those things.

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